DINOSAUR
Doe-doe-doe-doe-doe-doe-doe
Doe-doe-doe-doe-doe-doe-doe
Doe-doe-doe-doe-doe-doe-doe-dah
I was walking down the street one day
My dinosaur on a leash
Minding my own business, I got harassed by the police
Officer, what have I done to cause you to proceed
Frightening my dinosaur
You also frightened me
He said….
No, no, no you got to go
You can’t walk that dinosaur down this road
I said – why not?
He said – please! Don’t you even know
Dinosaurs aren’t allowed ‘round here
Now turn around and go home
Doe-doe-doe-doe-doe-doe-doe
Doe-de-doe-de-do
Doe-doe-doe-doe-doe-doe-doe
Doe-de-doe-de-do
I was walking down the beach one day
My dinosaur on a leash
He loved run down to the waves
Then run right back to me
I heard a bullhorn crying out – Take that beast away
Dinosaurs aren’t allowed ‘round here
Go somewhere else and play
Doe-doe-doe-doe-doe-doe-doe
Doe-de-doe-de-de
Doe-doe-doe-doe-doe-doe-doe
Doe-de-doe-de-de
I was at home with my dinosaur
When he wanted to play fetch
I tossed a ball against the wall
Guess what happened next
Wife came in and fussed at me for playing ball inside
Said, you can’t play that in this house
Why don’t you take a ride
And I said…..
Doe-doe-doe-doe-doe-doe-doe
Doe-doe-doe-I’m-done!
