Gremlins don’t only attack airplanes and computers. These clever, vicious, little (insert colorful language) metamorphosed over the years to also include the human body as their playground. How do I know this you may ask? Simple, some of these little (insert colorful language) have taken up shop in my sinuses. Alas, thinking that I knew better and could outwit and outlast the destructive, little (insert colorful language) I played the wait-and-see game. Well, Gremlins – 4 – Kevin – 0 – and suffering.
Not to be outmatched completely I have come to my senses, now that my voice sounds like John Wayne, and sought reinforcements. Yes, I made an appointment to see my doctor. In his wisdom and experience with these little (insert colorful language) I will soon be on the offensive, and my nemesis shall not be long for this world.
Wish me luck!