Hello, bank vault my old friend.
I’ve come to tumble you – again.
Because my wife spent all of my mon-ey.
And I need to get some more – you see.
But I’m old,
And my fingers ache much more
Than before.
Is that the sound – of sirens?
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In this darkened bank I roam.
I need to get out and go home.
Running down the hall towards the back door.
I need to get out just a moment more.
When my eyes were stabbed by the flashing of blue cop lights.
No, this ain’t right.
Yes, that’s the sound – of sirens.
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And in the darkened hall I saw.
Dancing shadows on the wall.
Then a bullhorn said that I should freeze.
Quickly, I fell down upon my knees.
And I crawled – hoping I could make my way…
Another day.
Away from sounds – of sirens.
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Chastising me I crawled along.
Straight into the men’s bathroom.
Where I made it back into the hole.
I dug out many, many days before.
And I fell all the way into my tunnel underground.
That’s where I found.
No more sounds – of sirens.
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Now, I’m gonna get away.
With the plunder from my raid.
While the cops are ah-all looking.
For me, but I am back home cooking.
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And the captain of police is pacing,
And really mad…
And, oh so sad.
Amid the sound of sirens.
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Just for fun!
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We all need a good laugh, and I had this floating around in my tiny brain, so… better out than in! Ha
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Nice!
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Silly, I know, but fun! ;-)))
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Yes! I enjoyed reading it. 😉
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I like the take on sirens. Women can be alarming when they go shopping and spend all the money.
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Ha… Yeah! Women don’t have a monopoly by any means! Thanks for popping in!
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super fun…made me laugh!
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Yay! That’s what I was hoping for… My sense of humor is arguably more broad than the average bear, but I really hoped this would be humorous to others. My wife thinks I’m crazy, so I ask her, “what’s your point, sweetie?” Ha Thank you for stopping by!
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Stop making me laugh at work, haha!
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I hate it when that happens… Not! Ha… Glad you enjoyed it. It ocurred to me that some international folks may not know the tune… Oh well! Thanks for popping in, now back to work!
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Funny stuff. Rivals anything Weird Al did for sure. Maybe you have found a new career.
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Hahaha… I’ve ruined songs like this my whole life… Thanks for popping in and commenting!
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Reblogged this on The Reluctant Poet.
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Heeheehee… Thank you!
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Oh that was great Kevin! I sang it al the way through 🙂 Well done!!
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Hahahaha… Thank you Christine! I’m glad you enjoyed it. My wife thinks I’m crazy, but she did snicker… ;-)))
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🤣
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