At breakneck speed
He rounded that curve
Slinging up dust
Some cursing was heard
~~~
Faster and faster
Did his tennis shoes tread
Don’t you dare slow down
Or you will end up dead
~~~
With broom in hand
She pursued his sorry soul
Caught him kissing on her sister
Now to the ground he’s gonna roll
~~~
Her parents tried to tell her
That he wasn’t worth her time
Hindsight’s 20/20
When they cross that line
~~~
But something’s got to give
Before this day is through
I wouldn’t want to be him
When she catches that fool
